It's true!
New horrible fitness slogans:
"Work out! Or you'll die!"
"Gym or death!"
"Join the Running Team so you don't die as horribly as your grandma!"
"The Grimm Reaper loves a little junk in the trunk!"
Truth in Advertising Anti Smoking Campaign:
"You'll look really cool smoking in your hospital bed! Especially when the oxygen tank blows! Who doesn't want to go in a bad ass explosion?" (Do they blow up? I dunno...)
"Want to kill yourself incrementally over a long period of time? Smoking might be right for you!"
Diet Slogans To Really Motivate:
"A moment on the lips, years of diabetes before multiple amputations and inevitable death!"
"Cake and death!"
"The new McRib, now with carcinogen cauce! Mmm..."
"Nothing tastes as good as not being dead feels!"
That's all I got.
-Sarah
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